Okay So out of the many people you will meet in the Navy, and there are all sorts, one of the worst is the bullshitter. This may also be combined with the One Upper. The combination of the two can be deadly, not only to a good conversation but also your I.Q. As well as that persons credibility. So the best way to stop the madness is just to call the person out. After this is done a couple times the offender may stop. If they don't have fun with them, make up a random ass story that you think can't be out done, and watch them work their magic. This is also good to set up your bull shit flag. An idea of how to make a bull shit flag is taking a coffee filter color it yellow and put something weighted at the bottom. Tie off the top and wait for the story weaving magic to occur. Then simply toss your flag in the middle of the conversation circle and you have now won this battle with wits, comedy, and honesty. Then you get to watch the aftermath of random names of whoever might have been there and hear how they will ask them next time they see them or blah blah blah... whatever retard you lost! FAIL! Anyway just my random of the day enjoy the art work and have fun!
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