The Absolute Cardio Machine!

OK, so I work out 6 days a week out here and thats cool cause i have nothing better to do. But when i'm home i'd love to be able to watch the t.v. and work out but, IN COMFORT! I dont want to have to drag out the exercise machine and then put it away when i'm done. Thats like way too much work, fuck off with your fold away treadmills and other bullshit! i've come up with something better, i just need some one with the motivation, knowledge, and drive to create this masterpiece. Have a recliner? How does it feel? Probably your most comfortable piece of furniture right? Pull the lever, lean back, sip on a cool drink while watching your favorite program, ahhh thats nice. Yea well it also turns you to a fat ass if you do it all damn day right! If your saying "No" right now your probably don't watch much t.v. or you are out of shape and just take insults like "They don't mean it, they are just kidding, right?" WRONG! Some one build the fucking fantastic machine that took me 5 minutes to draw and serve your country a favor while making millions! Just don't put that fuck Vince from Shamwow in your fucking commercial. I'll proudly buy! Thanks!